Sunday, November 1, 2009
After PMR Life...
After PMR so boring...Nothing to do...Even nothing to do also have to go school...But go to school we only can sit in the class,play in the class and read story books only...After PMR so boring!!!When only can get result and go Form 4??So Boring!!!
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
DO YOU KNOW ? Coke+Ajinomoto Can be Used To Rape Ladies
DO YOU KNOW ? Coke+Ajinomoto Can be Used To Rape Ladies
Dear friends,
I received a news about the recent tactic used to spikegirls' drink.
It is a cheap and widely used method.
This method was used in Canny Ong murder.
Rapist uses this method.
Coca-cola+ajinomoto/mono sodium glutamate = a medicinewhich will cause drowsiness and excitement in the victim.
This mixture is poisonous if used too often on the victim.
Please tell this to all your female friends, sisters, & your loved onesand askthem to beware.
DO NOT accept coca-cola or any other drinks from stranger / evenif it is your friend that you are not very close with.
Dear friends,
I received a news about the recent tactic used to spikegirls' drink.
It is a cheap and widely used method.
This method was used in Canny Ong murder.
Rapist uses this method.
Coca-cola+ajinomoto/mono sodium glutamate = a medicinewhich will cause drowsiness and excitement in the victim.
This mixture is poisonous if used too often on the victim.
Please tell this to all your female friends, sisters, & your loved onesand askthem to beware.
DO NOT accept coca-cola or any other drinks from stranger / evenif it is your friend that you are not very close with.
Think differently and positively.
A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: 'I am blind, please help.' There were only a few coins in the hat.
A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.
Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, 'Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?'
The man said, 'I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way.' What he had written was: 'Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it.'
Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing?
Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?
Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively.
Invite others towards good with wisdom. Live life with no excuse and love with no regrets. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear.
Great men say, 'Life has to be an incessant process of repair and reconstruction, of discarding evil and developing goodness.... In the journey of life, if you want to travel without fear, you must have the ticket of a good conscience.'
The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling...And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it!!!
A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.
Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, 'Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?'
The man said, 'I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way.' What he had written was: 'Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it.'
Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing?
Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?
Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively.
Invite others towards good with wisdom. Live life with no excuse and love with no regrets. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear.
Great men say, 'Life has to be an incessant process of repair and reconstruction, of discarding evil and developing goodness.... In the journey of life, if you want to travel without fear, you must have the ticket of a good conscience.'
The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling...And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it!!!
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
當你被醫生全身麻醉後...please be careful about the private clinics........
當你被醫生全身麻醉後........
女生注意喔..男生也是..小心.一位小護士勇敢的提供出來,最好能有朋友或男生朋友陪同，並且要求護士一定要在場，男生一定要轉寄給女生朋友。現在的社會真的是世風日下，一些只有醫術卻沒有醫德的醫生大行其道，卻是沒人制裁以致於有很多人敢怒不敢言，只好自認倒楣；今天並不是說要特別去說那家醫院好，而是希望大家能想一想，如果是妳或者是你的太太(女朋友)不得不去婦產科的時候，偏偏卻遇上人面獸心的醫生，趁病人昏迷的時候進行強姦猥褻，然後又拍照恐嚇病人不得張揚試想這是何其痛苦難當的事，所以奉勸各位請不要到一些私人的婦產科去，不然妳可能會成為女主角的......有圖為證請大家一定要轉寄給你ㄉ親朋好友們 .....請ㄊ們以後如果有女性友人看婦產科時一定要小心...請盡量不要道私人ㄉ婦產科醫院.. 切記切記...一定要轉寄給你ㄉ女性朋友們唷以下相片是此婦產科診所其中一位護士發現醫師異常有異常之行為，在多次內診時，醫師除了希望陪同患者前來的人離開診間，並會將護士支開不准進入....因為其行為怪異，因此護士聯合起來裝置針孔攝影機，決定曝光醫師的變態行為?。為了你愛且愛你的人，是否在一些小細節上多注意呢??趁妳被麻醉昏迷不醒的時候上下其手寬衣解帶，更離譜的是，這個變態在完事後會將留在被害人身上的體液清理乾淨，就算是被害人清醒了，搞不好還搞不清楚狀況ㄌㄟ!!
女生注意喔..男生也是..小心.一位小護士勇敢的提供出來,最好能有朋友或男生朋友陪同，並且要求護士一定要在場，男生一定要轉寄給女生朋友。現在的社會真的是世風日下，一些只有醫術卻沒有醫德的醫生大行其道，卻是沒人制裁以致於有很多人敢怒不敢言，只好自認倒楣；今天並不是說要特別去說那家醫院好，而是希望大家能想一想，如果是妳或者是你的太太(女朋友)不得不去婦產科的時候，偏偏卻遇上人面獸心的醫生，趁病人昏迷的時候進行強姦猥褻，然後又拍照恐嚇病人不得張揚試想這是何其痛苦難當的事，所以奉勸各位請不要到一些私人的婦產科去，不然妳可能會成為女主角的......有圖為證請大家一定要轉寄給你ㄉ親朋好友們 .....請ㄊ們以後如果有女性友人看婦產科時一定要小心...請盡量不要道私人ㄉ婦產科醫院.. 切記切記...一定要轉寄給你ㄉ女性朋友們唷以下相片是此婦產科診所其中一位護士發現醫師異常有異常之行為，在多次內診時，醫師除了希望陪同患者前來的人離開診間，並會將護士支開不准進入....因為其行為怪異，因此護士聯合起來裝置針孔攝影機，決定曝光醫師的變態行為?。為了你愛且愛你的人，是否在一些小細節上多注意呢??趁妳被麻醉昏迷不醒的時候上下其手寬衣解帶，更離譜的是，這個變態在完事後會將留在被害人身上的體液清理乾淨，就算是被害人清醒了，搞不好還搞不清楚狀況ㄌㄟ!!
The reason of chinese shouldn't have christian names.
Confusing Chinese Names
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!======================================================
This is hilarious ...
Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!======================================================
This is hilarious ...
Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)
English 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10
This is hilarious...even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numbers!
Exclusively only to great Malaysian and Singaporean........ Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 .
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1. This was what he came up with... 1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep.
But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down.
The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me.
I run so fast until I felt 6 and throw up.
So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him.
Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away.
So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven.
Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 .
He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
He also asks me to climb a 3 ! and jump down.
I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .
Exclusively only to great Malaysian and Singaporean........ Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 .
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1. This was what he came up with... 1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep.
But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down.
The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me.
I run so fast until I felt 6 and throw up.
So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him.
Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away.
So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven.
Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 .
He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
He also asks me to climb a 3 ! and jump down.
I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .
Funny Joke
媽 ：「小新，你又開電視了」
小新：「我又不是要看電視」
媽 ：「那你在做什麼？」
小新：「我在核對報紙上的電視節目表有沒有印錯」
媽 ：「小新，你這學期撿到 10 次錢嗎？」
小新：「沒有，只撿到一次」
媽 ：「那怎麼會有十張拾金不昧的榮譽卡？」
小新：「我把撿到的一百元換成 10個銅板」
媽 ：「我以為你在寫功課，竟然是在玩電動」
小新：「這又不能怪我」 媽 ：「難道要怪我？」 !
小新：「沒錯，誰叫你走路聲音那麼輕」
爸 ：「你看廿四孝的故事多感人，你做得到嗎？」
小新：「至少我能做到一樣，賣身葬父」
媽 ：「小新，要你補英語是希望你不要輸在起跑點上」
小新：「我早就輸在起跑點上了」 媽 ：「你輸了什麼？」
小新：「遺傳」
老師：「 小新，你的毛病就是用詞不當，現在考考你用一句 成語來形容老師很開心」
小新：「含笑九泉」
老師：「小新，請用『左右為難』來造句」
小新：「我考試時左右為難」
老師：「是題目不會答，讓你左右為難？」
小新：「不，是左右同學答案不一樣，讓我左右為難」
老師：「小新，你怎麼偷同學的橡皮擦？你做這種事，難道不 為父母想一想嗎？」
小新：「就是想過才做的。這樣就不用花父母的錢了」
小新：「媽，公園有個可憐的歐巴桑，我想幫助她」
媽 ：「小新真有愛心，就給她 10塊錢吧！」
媽 ：「咦！你怎麼買了香腸？」 小新：「她就是賣香腸的嘛！」
小新：「我又不是要看電視」
媽 ：「那你在做什麼？」
小新：「我在核對報紙上的電視節目表有沒有印錯」
媽 ：「小新，你這學期撿到 10 次錢嗎？」
小新：「沒有，只撿到一次」
媽 ：「那怎麼會有十張拾金不昧的榮譽卡？」
小新：「我把撿到的一百元換成 10個銅板」
媽 ：「我以為你在寫功課，竟然是在玩電動」
小新：「這又不能怪我」 媽 ：「難道要怪我？」 !
小新：「沒錯，誰叫你走路聲音那麼輕」
爸 ：「你看廿四孝的故事多感人，你做得到嗎？」
小新：「至少我能做到一樣，賣身葬父」
媽 ：「小新，要你補英語是希望你不要輸在起跑點上」
小新：「我早就輸在起跑點上了」 媽 ：「你輸了什麼？」
小新：「遺傳」
老師：「 小新，你的毛病就是用詞不當，現在考考你用一句 成語來形容老師很開心」
小新：「含笑九泉」
老師：「小新，請用『左右為難』來造句」
小新：「我考試時左右為難」
老師：「是題目不會答，讓你左右為難？」
小新：「不，是左右同學答案不一樣，讓我左右為難」
老師：「小新，你怎麼偷同學的橡皮擦？你做這種事，難道不 為父母想一想嗎？」
小新：「就是想過才做的。這樣就不用花父母的錢了」
小新：「媽，公園有個可憐的歐巴桑，我想幫助她」
媽 ：「小新真有愛心，就給她 10塊錢吧！」
媽 ：「咦！你怎麼買了香腸？」 小新：「她就是賣香腸的嘛！」
KL Taxi Driver....Girl please read this!!!!
KL Taxi Driver....Girl please read this!!!!
Please take a few minutes to read this and please pass it on to every female you know and care about.. On Saturday, 16th, at 6:45pm my sister boarded a taxi at the Wangsa Maju LRT to return home. At the end of the road, the taxi driver stopped to pick up another male passenger who seemed to be going off the same direction. Well, my sister didn't suspect anything funny as they looked genuine, and he was going her direction and she was in a hurry.. Little did she suspect that she was in for a huge trauma! But when she asked the taxi driver to turn into the junction where she lives, the driver pretended to miss it and the male passenger said that since they were already nearer to his place, why not send him off first and the driver politely asked my sister if that's ok and she thought she was doing a good deed! As soon as they got to the end of the housing area next to the big walls of the Academy TV3, the male passenger, locked all the doors and leapt to the back and held a knife at her throat and forced her to bend her head down - she had to give up her jewelry, and the $200 cash she had. Not satisfied with only that much, they threatened for more so they drove off to Maybank Jln Setapak and took out everything she had that was around 7:30pm ....The driver returned the card after clearing the account! Then they drove off to the back area of Tasik Titiwangsa and dropped her off there. Left her with only $10 and ask her to take another taxi home! My sister had to walk a long way back to the main road to get help and she is really traumatised by all these. Later at the police station we found out that she was victim #3 that same day! Let's remind everyone we know, as it could easily happen to us too or to anyone we care about. The lesson to be learnt here: 1.. always check the plate # BEFORE you board a taxi. 2. always check the other things that a taxi should have - the driver's ID, the inside number etc, etc. 3. NEVER allow the driver to pick up another passenger - No matter what! If they do, get off and just pay the man. 4. avoid taking the taxi alone, if you can. 5. be extra careful if it is after office hours.
*For Guys, Please tell this to girls you know...*
Please take a few minutes to read this and please pass it on to every female you know and care about.. On Saturday, 16th, at 6:45pm my sister boarded a taxi at the Wangsa Maju LRT to return home. At the end of the road, the taxi driver stopped to pick up another male passenger who seemed to be going off the same direction. Well, my sister didn't suspect anything funny as they looked genuine, and he was going her direction and she was in a hurry.. Little did she suspect that she was in for a huge trauma! But when she asked the taxi driver to turn into the junction where she lives, the driver pretended to miss it and the male passenger said that since they were already nearer to his place, why not send him off first and the driver politely asked my sister if that's ok and she thought she was doing a good deed! As soon as they got to the end of the housing area next to the big walls of the Academy TV3, the male passenger, locked all the doors and leapt to the back and held a knife at her throat and forced her to bend her head down - she had to give up her jewelry, and the $200 cash she had. Not satisfied with only that much, they threatened for more so they drove off to Maybank Jln Setapak and took out everything she had that was around 7:30pm ....The driver returned the card after clearing the account! Then they drove off to the back area of Tasik Titiwangsa and dropped her off there. Left her with only $10 and ask her to take another taxi home! My sister had to walk a long way back to the main road to get help and she is really traumatised by all these. Later at the police station we found out that she was victim #3 that same day! Let's remind everyone we know, as it could easily happen to us too or to anyone we care about. The lesson to be learnt here: 1.. always check the plate # BEFORE you board a taxi. 2. always check the other things that a taxi should have - the driver's ID, the inside number etc, etc. 3. NEVER allow the driver to pick up another passenger - No matter what! If they do, get off and just pay the man. 4. avoid taking the taxi alone, if you can. 5. be extra careful if it is after office hours.
*For Guys, Please tell this to girls you know...*
Happy IQ
HAPPY IQ :) 开 心 IQ
IQ Start, are YOU ready??
1. 七个小矮人偷看白雪公主洗澡。猜一 饮 品。
2. 哭和笑有什么共同点 ? ( 超 废 的答案 )
3. 年 轻 人和老太婆 发 身一夜情后，年 轻 人死了， why?
4. 為什麼放煙花時不會射到天上的星星 ?
5. 有一人不小心失足從天台跌下，到地後他沒有死，但死了隻雞。為什麼？
6. 和吴宗 宪 打 篮 球， 应该 派 谁 去守他呢 ?
7. 叶子媚 + 孙 燕姿 = ? ( 猜 Johor 的一个地方 )
8. 上面爽 , 下面痛 , 上面流汗 , 下面流血 . 猜一种活动 ( 不是色情 题 目哦 !)
. . . . . . Answer: ) 1. 7-up ~~~~~~ 2. 都是十划 ~~~~~ 3. 因 为 他喝了过期的奶 !!~~~~ 4.because 星星会 ' 闪 ' 嘛 ! 5. 这样都不死，还不快点 杀鸡 还神 meh! 6. 慈母 ...Why?>>> because 慈母 ' 守 ' ' 宗 宪 ' lo! ( 慈母手中 线 ) 7. Senai Airport ...Why?>>>because 四奶 + 飞 机 场 8. 钓鱼 Copy from :
HAPPY IQ :) 开 心 IQ
Forward to your friends and make them HAPPY :)
IQ Start, are YOU ready??
1. 七个小矮人偷看白雪公主洗澡。猜一 饮 品。
2. 哭和笑有什么共同点 ? ( 超 废 的答案 )
3. 年 轻 人和老太婆 发 身一夜情后，年 轻 人死了， why?
4. 為什麼放煙花時不會射到天上的星星 ?
5. 有一人不小心失足從天台跌下，到地後他沒有死，但死了隻雞。為什麼？
6. 和吴宗 宪 打 篮 球， 应该 派 谁 去守他呢 ?
7. 叶子媚 + 孙 燕姿 = ? ( 猜 Johor 的一个地方 )
8. 上面爽 , 下面痛 , 上面流汗 , 下面流血 . 猜一种活动 ( 不是色情 题 目哦 !)
. . . . . . Answer: ) 1. 7-up ~~~~~~ 2. 都是十划 ~~~~~ 3. 因 为 他喝了过期的奶 !!~~~~ 4.because 星星会 ' 闪 ' 嘛 ! 5. 这样都不死，还不快点 杀鸡 还神 meh! 6. 慈母 ...Why?>>> because 慈母 ' 守 ' ' 宗 宪 ' lo! ( 慈母手中 线 ) 7. Senai Airport ...Why?>>>because 四奶 + 飞 机 场 8. 钓鱼 Copy from :
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Sunday, May 24, 2009
A cute love story
Girl: Am I pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want to live with me??
Boy: No
Girl: Will you cry if I leave you??
Boy: No
The girl start to cry...
The boy pull her close to him and say: "You are not pretty, but you are the pretiest; I don't want to live with you, but I will live for you; If you leave me, I won't cry but I will die.."
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want to live with me??
Boy: No
Girl: Will you cry if I leave you??
Boy: No
The girl start to cry...
The boy pull her close to him and say: "You are not pretty, but you are the pretiest; I don't want to live with you, but I will live for you; If you leave me, I won't cry but I will die.."
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